Alien Craft Buzzes
By RON ERNIE
Alligator-walker sights UFO
By Ron Ernie
Yesterday afternoon LeesBurg
FL. Resident Jack Blanchard spotted
a UFO flying above his house.
Police chief Gonzalo Gonzales raced
to the scene where Blanchard reported
"I was pulling my legless
alligator Chomp around the yard
when he started growl-ing at the sky.
I looked up and above me there was
It was shaped exactly like a
cloud. These aliens are getting really
clever at disguising their spacecraft."
"Gonzales released a statement saying
"Yes,it looked just like a cloud."
and police will not pursue the incident