REMEMBER RADIO
NEW RULES FOR ALL WORKERS
This is a notice from the
human resources department of Remember Radio
In an effort to increase
productivity and keep Remember Radio from going out of business, please note
the latest policy changes going into effect next Monday for all Remember Radio
employees.
SICK DAYS: We will no longer accept a doctor's note as
proof of illness. If you are able to go
to the doctor's, you are able to come to
work.
PERSONAL DAYS: Each employee will receive 52 personal days a year. They are called Sunday. Enjoy them!
BEREVEMENT LEAVE: Funerals are no longer an excuse for missing
work. There is nothing you can do for
dead friends or relatives, they're already dead. You should be at work.
LUNCH BREAK: Overweight employees will no longer be
allowed to take a lunch break. If you're
not sure why, please look in the mirror.
BATHROOM BREAK: Entirely too much time is being spent in
bathrooms. There is now a strict three
minute time limit in the stalls. At the
end of three minutes, an alarm will sound, the toilet paper roll will retract,
the stall door will open, your picture will be taken and posted on facebook.
Thank you all for adhering
to the new rules from your Human Resources Department of Remember Radio.
The lives of disgruntled Remember Radio Workers are about to get worst than they already are.
The lives of disgruntled Remember Radio Workers are about to get worst than they already are.
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